FEW RSs

>>>Woh kaun sa hindi geet hai jis main "Internet
>>>Explorer" ka zikar kiya gaya
>>>hai???
>>>

>>>The answer is... Maine Pyar Kiya.
>>>
>>>And the song goes....
>>>
>>>Aajaa shaam hone IE (Internet Explorer)
>>>Mausam ne lee angada IE
>>>To kis baat ki hai lada IE
>>>Tu chal........ Main IE !!!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Q- Prasad ask Kumble to bring a pepsi...
>>>Kumble brought bottle of pepsi
>>>but directly goes to Tendulkar.
>>>?
>>>?
>>>why ?? why ??
>>>?
>>>?
>>>Tendulkar is opener
>>>
>>>
>>>Q - What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja"
>>>and "Indian Cricket Team"
>>>.
>>>.
>>>.
>>>- Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Ek Aur
>>>
>>>PJ Isse kehte hain.........
>>>
>>>Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai. lecture ke baad use
>>>bhookh lagti hai. so he goes to the canteen. canteen
>>>mein gattu ek pav leta hai. jaise hi woh pav khane ke
>>>liye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein
>>>"jannat" likha hai.
>>>
>>>To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska
>>>lecture attend karke aa raha hai, us proffessor ka
>>>naam kya hai???
>>>
>>>guess
>>>

>>>The answer is
>>>
>>>Ishq Ki Chhaon.
>>>
>>>Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"
>>>"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....
>>>
>>>Don't scratch ur head this is a song from film "Dil
>>>Se"
>>>
>>>One More
>>>
>>>What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?
>>>
>>>...and the Answer is..........
>>>
>>>
>>>HASINA !
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>This one will make u mad..........
>>>
>>>Once all the scientists die and go to
>>>heaven............
>>>They decide to play hide-n-seek......... Unfortunately
>>>Einstein is the
>>>one who has the den........... He is supposed to count
>>>upto 100...and
>>>then start searching..... Everyone starts hiding
>>>except
>>>Newton.........Newton just draws a square of 1 meter
>>>and stands in it right
>>>in front of Einstein........... Einsteins
>>>counting......97,98,99.....100........
>>>He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in
>>>front........
>>>Einstein says "newtons out..newtons....out....."
>>>Newton denies and says i am not out........ He claims
>>>tht he is not Newton...... All the scientists come out
>>>and he proves tht he is not newton..........
>>>how.................
>>>
>>>
>>>His proof:
>>>
>>>Newton says:
>>>I am standing in a square of area 1m square.....
>>>That means i am Newton per meter square......
>>>Hence i am Pascal....since newton per meter square =
>>>Pascal
>>>